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"Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24) 09/14/2020 at 13:16 • Filed to: None

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Stood up from the couch and was assaulted by this highlighter yellow camaro

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 09/14/2020 at 13:23

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That won’t hold up in court.

dogisbadob > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 09/14/2020 at 13:23

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That’s an awesome color! I wish more people used that color in their cars. It’s called Shock. It also used to be offered on the Sonic

GM also had another cool shade of gree n called Dragon Green, for the 2015 Sonic

Chariotoflove > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 09/14/2020 at 13:31

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It’s a safety feature, like a reflector vest but for your car.

Maxima Speed > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 09/14/2020 at 13:35

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Love that color. A nail salon near me was having a giveaway of one in that color. 

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > dogisbadob 09/14/2020 at 13:37

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I always liked synergy green

dogisbadob > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 09/14/2020 at 13:41

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That’s a good one too :o)

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 09/14/2020 at 13:45

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It’s certainly bold, but that’s what cars like that are for. Good for him.

Tripper > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 09/14/2020 at 13:45

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Give me a CF roof lip spoiler to break it up just a touch...disco

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Chariotoflove 09/14/2020 at 13:50

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You’d think so. You’d really fucking think so.....

And yet I feel like my bright yellow car has been hit by more people than any other vehicle I’ve owned and I probably dodge at least one person a week who lane changes or leaves from a stop into my path of travel as if I’m not there. My favorite was the time a guy almost rear ended me while I was at a red light and then got on his horn and screamed at me.....Not sure how that was going to hold up in court, but we didn’t have to go there. 

Chariotoflove > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/14/2020 at 13:53

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Maybe it’s that thing where you naturally beer toward the thing at which you’re staring. 

Darkbrador > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 09/14/2020 at 14:03

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I kinda like it. We need more Stabilo Camero. 

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 09/14/2020 at 14:06

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Why is the Mercury Montego(?) the one in the garage though?

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Chariotoflove 09/14/2020 at 14:24

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I know you meant to say “veer towards ” but “beer towards” is an excellent phrase and it might not be entirely wrong for some of these people.

Dr.Jeckyl > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 09/14/2020 at 14:32

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I was thinking the same. What possesses you to put the 10 year old Mercury in the garage over the Camaro? Maybe the Camaro is a visitor and the Mercury lives there.

Chariotoflove > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/14/2020 at 14:40

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Dammit! I corrected that autocorrect twice, and it still got me.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Dr.Jeckyl 09/14/2020 at 14:45

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That was my thought after posting as well.. .maybe the Camaro is just a visitor.

Ssfancyfresh > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 09/14/2020 at 14:51

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Vibrant colors and patterns are seen in nature and serve a signals to predators and/or prey that they should leave some distance.

Consider yourself warned

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 09/14/2020 at 15:12

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There’s a ‘19 SS 1LE that shows up to autocross in that color. It is not good looking.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Chariotoflove 09/14/2020 at 15:21

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Too late! It’s there forever and guys at my work already agreed on a definition. “Beer towards” - When you get that tipsy stumble toward s someone or something that catches your attention. Ex: At the BBQ last weekend, I wanted to do some fishing but had to beer towards my cousin since I hadn’t seen him since christmas a few years back.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Dr.Jeckyl 09/14/2020 at 15:23

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Yeah I'm pretty sure the Camaro is just a visitor. Their regular cars are that mercury and the murano/rouge

Chariotoflove > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/14/2020 at 15:25

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I finally make a contribution to  western culture, and it’s by accident. 

Kar Wai Wong > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/14/2020 at 15:40

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Now who’s gonna write the Urban Dictionary entry?

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/14/2020 at 15:41

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He was probably beering towards the one jerk who was bold enough to bring a little happiness to a grayscale world.

Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > dogisbadob 09/14/2020 at 17:04

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I love that it’s n ot Shock G reen or Yellow Shock or something like that.

Just... Shock.

It’s not just a color, it’s more the state of mind of the viewer , haha

facw > Chariotoflove 09/14/2020 at 22:54

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Yeah, I can believe target fixation is a factor (also beer)